Raymond L. Burton - The Happy Soul

AT THE

LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, OCTOBER 9th , 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS
MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 1 2:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? — Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 1 0:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor –
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen
Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things — Starting With Looking In The Right
Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 1 0
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 1 1
Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 1 2
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! beginning at 7:00
PM.

Class 1 3
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries
and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 1 4
The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 1 2:00 for 2 hours.

A couple of days ago I posted an mp3 that had Buddhist deep voice chant mixed with sound bowls for the heart chakra. It was cool and messing around some more I decided to mix a didgeridoo in with the Om or Aum chant and tag it onto the previous mix. This one is about 7 minutes long and you can start to trip out a little at the end if you zone into it.

Its a cool thing to notice how all these differant takes on spirituality have very simular approaches through the medium of vibration. For some its voice and for others an instrument is involved. I dont know if I will ever put my finger on the science behind the vibration but I do know that it takes me to another place…and its a good place. Here is the mp3, enjoy!

Digeridoo-Om-Chanting

Technorati Tags: Digeridoo, Chanting, Om mani padme hum

This one is great. Its nice when you wake up in the morning and check your email only to find something that is going to make your day great. Once hug at a time, we can all turn peoples days around!

My girlfriends, brother in laws…..sister? Jen is her name anyway, she gives the best hugs. Its like all barriers between people come crashing down and for those three seconds, someone really cares about only you. Its one of those things that are impossible to not to smile after. Read the rest of this entry »