Back When I Was A Kid

Posted by Raymond Burton | April 27, 2007 .

For kids everywere…Because back when I was a kid…
This is funny!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were
growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning [...]

A Tale Of Cats And Dogs

Posted by Raymond Burton | April 10, 2007 .

Excerpts from a Dog’s diary…OR Why we love our dogs ;o)
8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played [...]

Bogus Tick Warning

Posted by Raymond Burton | April 9, 2007 .

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even
done it myself a couple times… but this one is real, and it’s important, so
please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:
If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for
ticks due to the warming weather and asks you to [...]

Praise For Canadian Soldiers

Posted by Raymond Burton | April 5, 2007 .

TRUER WORDS HAVE NOT BEEN SPOKEN!
:Sunday Telegraph Article From today’s UK wires: Salute to a brave and modest nation – Kevin Myers, The Sunday Telegraph LONDON -
Until the deaths of Canadian soldiers killed in Afghanistan , probably almost no one outside their home country had been aware that Canadian troops are deployed in [...]

The Elephant Story

Posted by Raymond Burton | April 4, 2007 .

This will melt your heart.
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one [...]

21 Tips For A Beautiful Life

Posted by Raymond Burton | April 2, 2007 .

I had a friend forward this to me and it was so nice I thought I would share.
1} God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
2) Dear God, I have a problem, it’s me
3) Growing old is inevitable, growing UP is optional.
4) There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. ‘
5) Silence is [...]