Raymond L. Burton - The Happy Soul

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Back When I Was A Kid

For kids everywere…Because back when I was a kid…

This is funny!

If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were
growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning …. uphill BOTH ways. yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on
kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve got it! But now that… I’m over the ripe old age of thirty, I can’t help but look
around and notice the youth of today. You’ve got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it but you kids today you don’t know how good you’ve got it!

I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and
look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a
letter … with a pen! Then you had to walk all the wayacross the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a
week to get there! (more…)

A Tale Of Cats And Dogs

Excerpts from a Dog’s diary…OR Why we love our dogs ;o)

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary…

Day 683 of my captivity:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
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Bogus Tick Warning

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even
done it myself a couple times… but this one is real, and it’s important, so
please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:

If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for
ticks due to the warming weather and asks you to take your clothes off
and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM!!

They only want to see you naked! I wish I’d gotten this
yesterday..I feel so stupid.

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