Happiness Is Relative
A man who lost one of his arms in an accident became very
depressed because He had loved to play the guitar and do a lot of things that took two arms.
One day, he decided to end his life. He got on an elevator
and went to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw a man skipping along,
Whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man
Didn’t have any arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry
for myself, I Still have one good arm to do things with.
There goes a man with no arms
Skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.
He hurried down and caught the man with no arms. He told him
how glad he Was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and
Useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his
Life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go onWith no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels
Again. He asked him, “Why are you so happy anyway?”
The man said, “I’m NOT happy ….my ass itches.”
[tags]Ray Burton, Humour, Laugh Of The Day[/tags]
